Sunday, July 02, 2006

Inflation strikes

My pizza box last week informed me, "Your pizza experience has been managed by Jeromy." Is it just me, or was Jeromy's action the preparation of a meal rather than the managment of an experience?

Also, the package for a doggy life vest describes the contents as a "High performance dog flotation device." Personally I think it might float better if it weren't weighed down by quite so much extraneous verbiage.