Inflation strikes

My pizza box last week informed me, "Your pizza experience has been managed by Jeromy." Is it just me, or was Jeromy's action the preparation of a meal rather than the managment of an experience?

Also, the package for a doggy life vest describes the contents as a "High performance dog flotation device." Personally I think it might float better if it weren't weighed down by quite so much extraneous verbiage.