Allergies

Fortunately, I have only mild allergies, confined to the occasional sneeze. I do not sneeze at anything in particular, with one notable exception: mid-morning.

Every day, perhaps 2 hours after I wake up, regardless of my hour or location, I sneeze. I sneeze quite reliably at home or in any of the several different offices where I have worked. I sneeze once or twice, then stop. Coworkers glean my arrival from it, and I simply keep Kleenex on my desk.

Go figure.